I want to be the first man to walk on the Sun
I want to be the first man to walk on the Sun
I wont need no cigarette lighter
I wont need no fire fighter
And I want to get there before the American’s come
I want to be the first man to walk
To walk on the Sun

I want to own the first home on the moon
Yes I want to own the first home on the moon
Love to live there with my wife and kids
My own backyard, TV and fridge
And maybe one of those little space ships that go zoom
Oh I want to own the first home there is
The first home on the moon

I want to be on the first submarine to Atlantis
I said I want to be on the first submarine to Atlantis
Get to find out that my aquatic friends
Are all fucked in the head from the shit they breathe in
And I get to see the last carcass of the Blue Whale
Oh I want to be on the first submarine to Atlantis
Set sail, set sail

I want to be the logger who fells the last tree
I want to be the logger who fells the last tree
God told me to do it, he said clear this land
And after I did he gave me his hand
And said look now, all this room to graze your cows
Oh I want to be the logger who fells the last tree
Cut ‘em down, cut em down

I want to test the A-bomb one more time
I said I want to test that A-bomb one more time
I’ll drop it right there in the middle of the sea
No harm will come of it you know you can trust me
And that little cloud above it is just a mass of fungi
Oh I want to test the A-bomb one more time
Watch my ears go crunchy
And I can have them for lunchy
When I get the munchies
Some of it’s crunchy………..